Keep Calm and Stay Juicy !

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*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

Via Fuck off.

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Via Hello, my name is Mrs.Styles, and you are? (:

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Via Excelsior

unpoetically:

this made me cry

(Source: attains)

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sylvia-scarlett:

Just because a depressed person is happy doesn’t mean they’re not depressed.

Just because a depressed person experiences happiness doesn’t make them a ‘bad’ depressed person.

Just because a depressed person has a good day doesn’t mean they’re not depressed.

Just because a depressed person is doing well one day doesn’t mean they’ll be doing well the next day.

Just because a depressed person smles all the time doesn’t mean its real

Keep these in mind.

Thanks.

(Source: valiumpoetics)

Via Fuck off.

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